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Don't you hate it when you wake up at 5 in the morning, drag yourself into the bathroom to get ready for work and find a spider on the wall, and you look away for 2.5 seconds and then somehow it's mysteriously gone!? Yeah that happened to me today. Also don't you hate it when you're late to work, and not in the mood to work, and you're hungry and tired, and you have a massive canker sore on your cheek from where it was attacked by your toothbrush, and yet somehow you struggle past the pain to down three donuts that you don't really need to eat because they're going to end up on both hips and add to some back fat. Yeah that also happened to me today. Oh and don't you also hate it when there is an avalanche of lettuce that ends up on the floor of the produce department and all 399 Macey's "guests" walking around somehow seem to not notice, and then, oh LIGHTBULB there's lettuce on the floor, and then they all simultaneously shout at me across the department, "Excuse me, this lettuce fell." "Oh really> why don't you freaking pick it up!?"  Man that totally sucks. And you know what else sucks? Stepping out of the shower to realize you just washed your hair with 2 different types of shampoo which leads you to have to finish the conditioner process in the bathroom sink. Holy cow sometimes I just wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. That way everyone would be in love with me. But you want to know what makes this day of suckage just all fade away??? Cozying up in my big bed and opening these bad boys.  The word of the Lord wipes away all grief. Amen.

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